November 29 2012 : Mp4 Is Garbage.

Let me start by saying we're all thinking it. And I'm saying it. Format from hell. Point #2. I'm pumped yo. For it. You know what "it" is. The purpose of the journey, the long flights, the butthole scanner at customs. The mass download of movies, half of which are inferior file formats that don't work.



We're waiting at LAX right now for our connecting flight to... Ghangzhou?



Anyway it's humid as heck here and we were behind Ryan Reynolds at the butthole scanner. He looked as unimpressed as I felt. I feel like I might not make it through the next 50 hour flight, but I will keep this information to myself until it becomes useful.

Some friendly folk offered to take our picture.



They turned out to be stalkers who had been following us since vancouver and plan to follow us to Bangkok. If they attempt to take me out I will use my martial arts training to subdue them. 20 year old tiny girls are the most sneaky of all.